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the voice in my head

The first thing I do when I get in the car is unravel the twisted, mangled wires of my headphones from around the rear-view mirror, and then I jam the earbuds into my noggin’ good and deep.  I plug in, baby.

Some people might listen to music or audio books—but for me, that’s more the exception than the rule.  I like to listen to other people talk.  It’s the kind of eavesdropping that isn’t considered rude.  If they’re talking too slow—I speed them up.  If I don’t like what they’ve got to say—I cuss them out and shut them off.  Nobody’s feelings are hurt.

Everything I listen to lives on my android phone.  I purchased an app called Pocket Casts from the android market for a couple of bucks.  It keeps me organized and even downloads new episodes of my favourite podcasts automatically.  Dear Pocket Casts, I would have paid more for you.

I’ve been listening to some of these podcasts for a long time.  The hosts of these shows have become trusted friends, reliable sources of information—and quite literally, the voice in my head.  I laugh along with them in the confines of my car as they banter good-naturedly with each other, and I become passionately and supportively outraged when one of them takes a public flogging for their opinions.  I am a secret member of their elite team.  So secret, even they don’t know that I’m there.  Plugged in, tuned in, and always listening.  I am but one in a sea of supportive listeners that these podcasters had so desperately hoped for at their onset.  They have no way of knowing how intimate our relationship has become.   They travel with me on vacations, and sometimes… they join me in the tub.

If you’ve never listened to a podcast before—now’s the time.  It’s easy schoolin’ if you enjoy learning new things.  There are thousands upon thousands to choose from, and equally as many free apps for whatever device you have to play them.

I listen to about 12 podcasts weekly.  Every week I try on new ones to see if they fit, but I always manage to stay around 12.  Here’s my top 3:

TWIT – Leo Laporte and John C. Dvorak are my brothers.  I would go to battle for these men.  I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a card-carrying member of the TWIT army.

Writing Excuses – Dan and Mary give me 15 quality minutes a week.  Because I’m in a hurry, and they’re not that smart.

American Life – true stories of everyday people—although, not always.

These are just a few podcasts of awesome proportions—for me.  What’s on your list?  Share the voice in your head.

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The spirit of 2011: how the world searched

What mattered in 2011? Zeitgeist sorted billions of Google searches to capture the year’s 10 fastest-rising global queries and the rest of the spirit of 2011.

Let’s make 2012 a positive, inspirational quest for knowledge.

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New Year’s Advice: Stay mediocre in 2012… so I can be AWESOME!

This time of year brings all kinds of New Year’s resolutions and fresh start revelations to mind.   A brand new year brings with it the marvel of wondrous possibilities and opportunity.  It’s tabula rasa baby… a clean slate.

Re-invent yourself, start anew, reach for the impossible, and set ridiculous goals.  That’s what I like to do—all year round.  I’m an eternal optimist nag.  I never settle.  It’s part of my quirky charm.

Others, well, they stand around waiting to tuck the past year neatly away and then stare vacantly into the dawn of a new year—of the same old crap.  I imagine little thought bubbles over their heads that read “mediocrity, I wish I knew how to quit you.”

You are better than you think.  I can’t say it better than Timothy Ferriss, so here he is—in his own words:

99% of the world is convinced they are incapable of achieving great things, so they aim for the mediocre middle-ground. The level of competition is thus fiercest for “realistic” goals, paradoxically making them the most time and energy-consuming. It is often easier to raise $10,000,000 than it is $1,000,000. It is easier to pick up the one perfect 10 in the bar than the five 8s.

If you are insecure, guess what? The rest of the world is too. Do not overestimate the competition and underestimate yourself. You are better than you think.

Unreasonable and unrealistic goals are easier to achieve for yet another reason.

Having an unusually large goal is an adrenaline infusion that provides the endurance to overcome the inevitable trials and tribulations that go along with any goal. Realistic goals, goals restricted to the average ambition level, are uninspiring and will only fuel you through the first or second problem, at which point you throw in the towel. If the potential payoff is mediocre or average, so is your effort. I’ll run through walls to get a catamaran trip through the Greek islands, but I might not change my brand of cereal for a weekend trip through Columbus, Ohio. If I choose the latter because it is “realistic,” I won’t have the enthusiasm to jump even the smallest hurdle to accomplish it. With beautiful, crystal-clear Greek waters and delicious wine on the brain, I’m prepared to do battle for a dream that is worth dreaming. Even though their difficulty of achievement on a scale of 1-10 appears to be a 2 and a 10 respectively, Columbus is more likely to fall through.

The fishing is best where the fewest go. There is just less competition for bigger goals.

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Sock puppets, awkward pauses and references to ‘junk’… these are a few of my favourite things.

One of the things that I love most about the internet is that I can sit in my pyjamas and shop for talent. Networking around the world is as easy as an email. How awesome is that? It works out well for me because if I was paid for all the internet trolling I do—I’d be a kabillionaire.

I always start out Googling with one thought in mind, and then quickly find myself buried deep into something completely off-topic. Then, about 90 minutes later, I act all surprised in a how-did-I-get-here animated display—like finding yourself in the weird part of YouTube. And you know that I know that you know what I’m talking about.

Daniel Luke, animator extraordinaire

I have a short attention span. Most of the time I can discipline myself back to my original search topic, but occasionally I stumble across someone who piques my interest—usually because they can do something that I can’t—and my entire search for the day becomes how can I do what they do. Enter, Daniel Luke—crazy, mad skills animator from downunder. He was yesterday’s trolling experience.

Here’s an animation video that he submitted for a Loop De Loop contest. They had teamed up with YEAH (Youth Empowerment Against HIV/AIDS) and celebrated with the theme of Condoms. If you’re wondering how to have THAT conversation with your teenagers—Daniel’s created a 45-second public service announcement to help you out.  It has all of my favourite things—ukeleles, sock puppets, awkward pauses and references to ‘junk’.  And yes, he wrote and sang the song.

Loop de Loop – Condoms from Daniel Luke on Vimeo.  Find Daniel here.

I decided that if I shared a public service announcement as noble as this, then I could justify my awesome powers of troll. Right? Yeah, I thought so too.

Now I’m going to go do some Googling on animation schools.

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Chest bump the web—then high five your employees

Net policy or social media policy?  I hear both of these terms being thrown about as if they were interchangeable.  There is a difference.  There should be a difference.  The main distinction is the focus on what employees can do in the web world, rather than what they can’t.  An internet policy typically outlines employee internet use during work hours—and consequently the monitoring of that use.  A social media policy governs the individual interactions of your employees in the social sphere—as it relates to your brand—and can be much harder to monitor once an employee has clocked out and is operating in their own time.

There is a certain amount of trust, respect and responsibility that must accompany your employees when they venture out into the social web as a walking, talking, breathing, blogging extension of your brand.  Implementing a social policy—more like guidelines really—that impart the tremendous amount of social responsibility is imperative so that nobody ends up dooced.

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life. nature. you. make the connection.

A two minute video is weaving its way around the world in a digital murmuration via the collective fingertips of the web—as all magical and breathtaking journeys do.

I stumbled across this video a few weeks ago and the awesomeness of it keeps creeping back into my mind when I least expect it.

Two girls in a canoe—Sophie Windsor Clive and Liberty Smith—on the river Shannon, become a captive audience to a nail-biting, jaw-dropping performance of the reality of life around them.  This murmuration of Starlings doesn’t care about their mortgage payments, piles of dirty laundry back home, homework assignments, or the time-waste of selfish gossip that floats between even the best of us.  Nor have they been taught the ideals of self-deprecation.  They just are what they are—beautiful life.

I wonder how I would react if I were one of the girls sitting in that canoe, witness to the basic truth of nature.  I keep coming back to the same conclusion.

Cry.  Fall out of the Canoe.  Float away.

Murmuration from Sophie Windsor Clive on Vimeo.

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social media 101: sometimes the story is in the comments

I’ve been following Google’s launch of Google+ Pages for brands with some anxiety.  I envisioned Social Marketers everywhere flocking to Google+ and spamming my circles with brand promotions.

If you don’t think Google+ is big enough for that yet—citing it’s still in its infancy—learn your facts.  Google+ has acquired 40 million users worldwide since its launch in September—kicking Facebook’s launch on its proverbial ass.

The controversy surrounding the launch of Google+ Pages continues, and rightly so.  Users are freaking out.  These 40 million users left the brand spamming of Facebook to have a social network.

If you are a brand considering creating a Page, go for it, but tread cautiously.  The reality of social is that the story is not what a brand is telling you—and Mashable, Google, and any other news delivery systems are brands too—it’s in the comments of the ultimate end-user.  It’s the opinion of the audience.

Mashable just released the article, Want to Run a Contest or Promotion on Google+? Not So Fast.  Great article—definitely worth the read.  But the comments are far more relevant to me as a Social Strategist.  Here are a smattering of comments reflecting how people feel about brands in their Google+ space.

“I am already uncircling brands, they are saturating my stream and killing all the social aspects I have been enjoying. Cheesey competitions and granting permissions to view your personal data are so Facebook ;-)”

“I cant Stand contest and quiz crap! If your page and content therein isnt promotion enough youre doing it wrong.”

“Great move from Google, spammers will stay in FB.”

“I think that’s great, I get so many promotional tweets and fb posts sometimes I miss the stuff from family. I like just having information about a company without being smacked in the face with, contests and polls.”

“I agree with others that this is a good move. Contest promotions on the net were getting to be just ways of data mining, and not a way to engage your market segment. Maybe that option will happen in the future when Google’s had time to observe what works and what flops.”

And so on, and so on…

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i see your god-like artistic genius and i raise you one crafty, authority-mocking geek.

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I’m the kind of pumpkin carver that still thinks triangle eyes are scary.  And today, well, today I find out that this is what the rest of the world is doing.

Ray Villafane holds the VIP (very impressive pumpkins) title for Halloween.  These are his pumpkins.  Yeah, but what do they do Ray?  What do they DO?

Triangle eyes seem just a little sad—not to mention lazy—to me now.  I’m going to have to come up with something clever this year, something never done before.  Something that makes small children squeal from a block away and forces teenagers to congregate on my lawn in ragged gasps.  It’s all about the shock and awe people.

The geek in me wants to go full animation.  Oh it’s on Mr. Villafane.  It’s on.

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Want to get radical? Stop applying 20th century principles (“product,” “buzz,” “loyalty”) to 21st century media

One of the biggest challenges I face in my day-to-day business is trying to help clients evolve their thinking.  I say challenges, but I mean frustrating-bang-my-head-against-the-wall-soul-crushing experiences.  It’s SO easy to think that a social media strategy is about joining social network sites as a clever way to push your same tired old junk.  And you’d be kind of right.  That’s exactly what a social media strategy is—because that is EXACTLY what most organizations are doing.  But PEOPLE, listen up!  It’s not about social media anymore—in fact, it hasn’t been for a couple of years now.

Almost two years ago, Harvard Business Media Labs guru and author, Umair Haque, wrote about this very topic.  He said, and I’m paraphrasing here, using social media in business is about developing the capacity to understand your organization’s role in society, and using that role in a more constructive way.  It’s about developing a social strategy first—which will then shape your business and marketing strategies.  Social Medias are just the tools—the assets.  A social strategy is about wielding sociality as a source of advantage.  The most basic social strategy is to help you and your brand to STOP being antisocial.  Umair is bang on.  In today’s social world, this is not radical thinking.  Evolve already.

I understand that it’s tough to embrace change.  There are no expectations that an organization is going to re-align itself to the 21st century on my command.  The reality is that the upper-echelons are in a “wait and see” mode.  Folks that have been in the marketing and business world for decades are stuck with traditional blinders on.  I have heard these same people exclaim in passionate battle cries that they get it.  But they don’t.  They don’t believe they are even wearing blinders.

I have also heard every excuse in the book—and more—about their experiences driving them, and how the real world “just doesn’t work like that.”  To them I say… pishaw!  Take your scared head out of your ego ass and let’s rock and roll this thing.  OK, so I don’t really say that—but I’m definitely thinking it while I stomp my foot and ball my fists.  How can I help you if you won’t help yourself?  It’s not imperative to make the changes at once—what is imperative is that you keep your eye on the ball and your nose in the game.  Take your bloody blinders off—it’s not personal.  I know you were great in your day, I know you know things, and yes, I know this isn’t your first rodeo.  What you won’t hear is that the rodeo is long over my friend.  Those horses have been dead for five years—dismount already.

I’m sharing Umair Haque’s article here.  He uses real phrases like “soul-deadening” instead of industry buzz jargon that makes you want to dig your eyes out with a spork.  You know the stuff—we’ve all sat through too many of those PowerPoint presentations.

“Using the social to “build buzz” and “push product” is about as smart as using a warp drive to visit your local Wal-Mart. Social tools today are used mostly as a new “channel” to push the same old useless stuff of the industrial era at hapless “consumers.” That’s meaninglessness at it’s finest. It’s the least productive — and most soul-deadening — use of a formidably powerful tool.’ – Umair Haque

“Social strategies are about reinventing tomorrow. Their goal is nothing less than changing the DNA of an organization, ecosystem, or industry. Want to get radical? Stop applying 20th century principles (“product,” “buzz,” “loyalty”) to 21st century media. The fundamental change of scale and pace that social tools introduce into human affairs — their great tectonic shift — is the promise of more meaningful work, stuff, and organization. Start with “the meaning is the message” instead.” – Umair Haque

Did I mention it’s time to evolve your thinking?

~uberscribbler

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Schmooze with some of Hollywood’s biggest names at this year’s TIFF!

Longo’s is celebrating the first anniversary of their Toronto, Maple Leaf Square store (MLSFest) and they’re using social media sites to spread all kinds of excitement and fun with a contest!  They are giving their customers the exclusive opportunity to rub elbows with Film Festival elite!

MLSFest kicked off Friday offering customers of the Maple Leaf Square store the opportunity to WIN two tickets to a Toronto film festival (industry-only) premiere screening and after-party on the evening of September 9th, 2011!

I KNOW, right?

Check out the contest details on this page and then hurry down to their MLS store and either checkin on Foursquare, grab the photo of the day and Tweet the image or upload it to Facebook to enter.  OR… do all three!

Break out the little black dress and tuxedo.  It’s party time—Hollywood style!

MLSFest will continue throughout the month of September and on into October with additional promotions, special offers and giveaways—including the opportunity to WIN tickets to more Film Festival events!

Get down to the Maple Leaf Square store and become part of the celebration!

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