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i see your god-like artistic genius and i raise you one crafty, authority-mocking geek.

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I’m the kind of pumpkin carver that still thinks triangle eyes are scary.  And today, well, today I find out that this is what the rest of the world is doing.

Ray Villafane holds the VIP (very impressive pumpkins) title for Halloween.  These are his pumpkins.  Yeah, but what do they do Ray?  What do they DO?

Triangle eyes seem just a little sad—not to mention lazy—to me now.  I’m going to have to come up with something clever this year, something never done before.  Something that makes small children squeal from a block away and forces teenagers to congregate on my lawn in ragged gasps.  It’s all about the shock and awe people.

The geek in me wants to go full animation.  Oh it’s on Mr. Villafane.  It’s on.

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