about

I write stuff, I make stuff, I watch stuff. I snark about everything else.

Other stuff you may or may not want to know:

• I’m afraid of moths.
• I cuss a lot. Fuck it, I’m not sorry. I’m also Canadian.
• I live with a Great Dane named George Henry. He’s a clumsy jackass and also stupid cute. (He ate my sofa AND my bed, but then looked really sorry about it. He’s not sorry.)
• I’m a sci-fi, fantasy, suspense thriller and supernatural horror geek.
• I hug trees.
• I’m a terrible housekeeper.

Other lesser known abilities available for hire…

• walk your dog,
• buy your groceries,
• give you massages (PG-rated only, of course, and I don’t touch feet),
• build you a deck,
• teach you new cuss words,
• pour concrete,
• punch bees (no bees are actually harmed during the punching process),
• mow your lawn,
• taste-test meals sent from your enemies,
• plant your garden,
• build you a Lego village,
• change the oil in your car,
• sing you to sleep (although my fees for that one are particularly steep),
• alphabetize your canned goods,
• yell at your children (I’m highly skilled at this),
• blow up balloons,
• Internet-stalk your ex’s new partner