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New Year’s Advice: Stay mediocre in 2012… so I can be AWESOME!

This time of year brings all kinds of New Year’s resolutions and fresh start revelations to mind.   A brand new year brings with it the marvel of wondrous possibilities and opportunity.  It’s tabula rasa baby… a clean slate.

Re-invent yourself, start anew, reach for the impossible, and set ridiculous goals.  That’s what I like to do—all year round.  I’m an eternal optimist nag.  I never settle.  It’s part of my quirky charm.

Others, well, they stand around waiting to tuck the past year neatly away and then stare vacantly into the dawn of a new year—of the same old crap.  I imagine little thought bubbles over their heads that read “mediocrity, I wish I knew how to quit you.”

You are better than you think.  I can’t say it better than Timothy Ferriss, so here he is—in his own words:

99% of the world is convinced they are incapable of achieving great things, so they aim for the mediocre middle-ground. The level of competition is thus fiercest for “realistic” goals, paradoxically making them the most time and energy-consuming. It is often easier to raise $10,000,000 than it is $1,000,000. It is easier to pick up the one perfect 10 in the bar than the five 8s.

If you are insecure, guess what? The rest of the world is too. Do not overestimate the competition and underestimate yourself. You are better than you think.

Unreasonable and unrealistic goals are easier to achieve for yet another reason.

Having an unusually large goal is an adrenaline infusion that provides the endurance to overcome the inevitable trials and tribulations that go along with any goal. Realistic goals, goals restricted to the average ambition level, are uninspiring and will only fuel you through the first or second problem, at which point you throw in the towel. If the potential payoff is mediocre or average, so is your effort. I’ll run through walls to get a catamaran trip through the Greek islands, but I might not change my brand of cereal for a weekend trip through Columbus, Ohio. If I choose the latter because it is “realistic,” I won’t have the enthusiasm to jump even the smallest hurdle to accomplish it. With beautiful, crystal-clear Greek waters and delicious wine on the brain, I’m prepared to do battle for a dream that is worth dreaming. Even though their difficulty of achievement on a scale of 1-10 appears to be a 2 and a 10 respectively, Columbus is more likely to fall through.

The fishing is best where the fewest go. There is just less competition for bigger goals.

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Sock puppets, awkward pauses and references to ‘junk’… these are a few of my favourite things.

One of the things that I love most about the internet is that I can sit in my pyjamas and shop for talent. Networking around the world is as easy as an email. How awesome is that? It works out well for me because if I was paid for all the internet trolling I do—I’d be a kabillionaire.

I always start out Googling with one thought in mind, and then quickly find myself buried deep into something completely off-topic. Then, about 90 minutes later, I act all surprised in a how-did-I-get-here animated display—like finding yourself in the weird part of YouTube. And you know that I know that you know what I’m talking about.

Daniel Luke, animator extraordinaire

I have a short attention span. Most of the time I can discipline myself back to my original search topic, but occasionally I stumble across someone who piques my interest—usually because they can do something that I can’t—and my entire search for the day becomes how can I do what they do. Enter, Daniel Luke—crazy, mad skills animator from downunder. He was yesterday’s trolling experience.

Here’s an animation video that he submitted for a Loop De Loop contest. They had teamed up with YEAH (Youth Empowerment Against HIV/AIDS) and celebrated with the theme of Condoms. If you’re wondering how to have THAT conversation with your teenagers—Daniel’s created a 45-second public service announcement to help you out.  It has all of my favourite things—ukeleles, sock puppets, awkward pauses and references to ‘junk’.  And yes, he wrote and sang the song.

Loop de Loop – Condoms from Daniel Luke on Vimeo.  Find Daniel here.

I decided that if I shared a public service announcement as noble as this, then I could justify my awesome powers of troll. Right? Yeah, I thought so too.

Now I’m going to go do some Googling on animation schools.

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life. nature. you. make the connection.

A two minute video is weaving its way around the world in a digital murmuration via the collective fingertips of the web—as all magical and breathtaking journeys do.

I stumbled across this video a few weeks ago and the awesomeness of it keeps creeping back into my mind when I least expect it.

Two girls in a canoe—Sophie Windsor Clive and Liberty Smith—on the river Shannon, become a captive audience to a nail-biting, jaw-dropping performance of the reality of life around them.  This murmuration of Starlings doesn’t care about their mortgage payments, piles of dirty laundry back home, homework assignments, or the time-waste of selfish gossip that floats between even the best of us.  Nor have they been taught the ideals of self-deprecation.  They just are what they are—beautiful life.

I wonder how I would react if I were one of the girls sitting in that canoe, witness to the basic truth of nature.  I keep coming back to the same conclusion.

Cry.  Fall out of the Canoe.  Float away.

Murmuration from Sophie Windsor Clive on Vimeo.

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i see your god-like artistic genius and i raise you one crafty, authority-mocking geek.

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I’m the kind of pumpkin carver that still thinks triangle eyes are scary.  And today, well, today I find out that this is what the rest of the world is doing.

Ray Villafane holds the VIP (very impressive pumpkins) title for Halloween.  These are his pumpkins.  Yeah, but what do they do Ray?  What do they DO?

Triangle eyes seem just a little sad—not to mention lazy—to me now.  I’m going to have to come up with something clever this year, something never done before.  Something that makes small children squeal from a block away and forces teenagers to congregate on my lawn in ragged gasps.  It’s all about the shock and awe people.

The geek in me wants to go full animation.  Oh it’s on Mr. Villafane.  It’s on.

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@newsdirector you made coffee come out of my nose. #ouch #facepalm #fail

On paper, having a billboard dynamically updated via twitter seems like a good idea.  In practice, you can accidentally make your news anchors look like rapists. #socialstrategyfail

Measure twice… cut once.

~uberscribbler

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Lock up all the tooters—prohibition on public flatulence is here

For those of you planning on travelling to Malawi, you might want to reconsider your diet.  Government officials are slugging it out over the introduction of a new bill that is meant to battle pollution of the atmosphere in any place that might harm the public—and according to the Justice Minister—this means keeping your crack sealed.  I suspect he’s read one too many livestock-versus-the-environment articles.  Just to be clear Mr. Minister, it’s burping cows.  Burping.  

The Minister is not alone in his bid to ban normal body processes from public.  There is actually a Facebook fan page for the cause.  Seriously.  What is going on with these people?  And who do they live with that this has become a driving passion in their lives? Do they know that they could be depriving their off-spring of a normal upbringing?  I can’t imagine my youth without thousands of elusive ducks taking cover under the kitchen table while we ate—at least that’s where my father said they kept disappearing to.   Or my grandfather with his explosive finger that he came back from the war with. Go ahead—pull it and see for yourself.  Don’t even get me started on young boys who have such command of their innards that they can break wind at will—and provide a comedic display of musical accompaniment.  To this day I am still in awe of Danny O’Connell from 4th grade.  Dude—Stairway to Heaven is over 8 minutes long!

However, if you find yourself teetering on the side of pro-ban, there are options.  In 1998, Buck Weimer patented the first pair of underpants that had a replaceable charcoal filter.  (How bad must one’s gas be that you have to invent filtered undies just so you can stand to be around yourself?) If those aren’t your style and you’re looking for something a little more long-lasting, I’d like to point you in the direction of therapy.  If this bill is passed, it won’t be long before new practices start popping up alongside other natural healthcare practitioners referring to themselves as new-age ass whisperers.  Your benefits will cover it—not to worry.   

I, myself, am planning a career change in anticipation.  I’m going to set up a practice next to a community of cabbage-eaters. Oh hey… Malawi! 

~uberscribbler

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One World. 24 Hours. 6 Billion Perspectives.

Documentaries are gaining immense notoriety these days.  Even my local video store has taken the time to negotiate documentary titles out of the genre muck and onto their own special rack.  

It may be the supernova of reality TV that has tuned folks in to a new found passion for independent documentary filmmakers, but regardless of how it came to be, documentaries offer us a broad category of visual expression that is based solely on a bias of that filmmaker.  It is the attempt to document reality—one with an unassuming agenda.

Add the technological advancements of the last year or so to this mix and you’ve got a documentary pandemic on your hands.  Every person on the planet is now a budding videographer; director and producer with endless amounts of open forum and tell-all creativity bursting forth from their over-saturated senses.  

Oh, yeah!  That’s entertainment folks!

It was only a matter of time before someone pieced the two together in a big crowd-sourced kind of way.  The Beastie Boys kicked it off in 2006 with their “Awesome; I F*ckin’ Shot That!” documentary on DVD after giving camcorders to 50 audience members of their sold-out concert in 2004 in Madison Square Gardens.  The mandate was to shoot everything and don’t stop rolling. 

Fast forward to present day and we’re sitting tight waiting for the release date of Director, Kevin MacDonald, and Producer, Ridley Scott’s documentary, “The Story of a Single Day on Earth.”  These boys decided to crowd-source videos through YouTube, asking users around the globe to submit their own videos of their life on one specific day—July 24, 2010—providing  a snap-shot of that one day on earth from the different perspectives.   

Life in a Day will premiere at the Sundance Film Festival on January 27th as well as a special YouTube debut on the same date at 8pm EST.  It’s going to be a fascinating experiment on the new age of social film-making.  Follow the countdown at http://www.youtube.com/lifeinaday#p/u

Maybe you’ll see the uberscribbler rolling out of bed at sunrise.  😉

~uberscribbler

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“I haven’t put on weight. Your eyes are fat.”

Some of us might lay awake at night waiting for the inspiration of our next greatest success to strike.  For Karen Slavick-Lennard, she lay awake listening to her mild-mannered husband, Adam, become a potty-mouthed, egotistical philosopher while he slept.  Karen admits that she would initially listen and giggle as Adam would fire out his — sometimes saucy — nuggets of unconscious wisdom.  And after months of listening — and still giggling — to his zany pillow-talk, Karen started writing down his musings and then moved on to recording him with a voice activated recorder, when her own sleep began to suffer.

Karen started a journal of his nocturnal ramblings for their family and friends at http://www.sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ and it wasn’t long before the blog, connected to a twitter account, went viral.  Her blog-site now sells t-shirts, mugs, ringtones, aprons, bags, mouse pads, and pretty much anything else you may want with her husbands after-hours “greatest hits” printed on them.   

A few of my favorites include; “Don’t leave the duck there. It’s totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing. It’ll have more fun.’  And of course, “I’m telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination.”  And my all-time favorite, “Vampire penguin? Zombie guinea pigs … we’re done for.”

Check out the blog and sign up for a daily dose of his cheeky chit-chat, but be warned — there is a very STRONG language warning.  He speaks with reckless abandon and uses every colorful adjective available to the uncensored mind.

I predict an upswing in market sales this quarter for voice activated recorders!

~uberscribbler

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